Naughty Dachshunds Dog Wall Calendar
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Twelve Months Of Dachshund Mischief On Your Wall
You know that look.
The one your dachshund gives you right before you find out what he's been doing.
This calendar turns twelve of those moments into pictures you'll want to look at every morning.
Each month pairs a new dachshund mischief scene with open date blocks you can actually write in — so the wall that makes you smile is the same wall that holds your week.
Hang it in the kitchen, the hallway, or above the desk.
Appointments, birthdays, the vet visit you keep meaning to book. All of it in one place, right where you'll see it.
Opened, it measures 20x40cm — small enough for a narrow wall, big enough to read across the room.
✓ Twelve months, twelve dachshunds
Twelve different dachshund scenes, one for each month. Flipping the page feels like opening a little gift you bought yourself.
✓ Room for a full line, now one word
20x20cm closed, 20x40cm opened. It works in a small kitchen nook or beside a doorway where a big calendar never would.
✓ Printed on smooth coated paper
The coated finish keeps the colors in the pictures looking rich and clean. Pages turn easily and lie flat against the wall.
✓ It's for dachshund people, not just dog people
Generic dog calendars give you a different breed every month. This one is all dachshund, all year — the long body, the stubborn face, the trouble.
What you get today
- Naughty Dachshunds Dog Wall Calendar, 12 months
- Twelve dachshund mischief scenes, one per month
- Writable date blocks on every monthly page
- Ready to hang out of the package — no setup
- Free tracked shipping
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Calendars are printed in a single seasonal run. Once this batch sells out, it is not reprinted.
Bring a little dachshund mischief into your space today — while this seasonal batch is still in stock.
30-day at-home trial
Try the Naughty Dachshunds Dog Wall Calendar at home for 30 days. If the pictures don't look as good on your wall as you expected, return it for a full refund.
Frequently asked questions
Can I write on the date blocks with a pen?
Yes. The blocks are left open for writing, so a ballpoint or fine marker both work well.
How much wall space do I need?
Plan for 20cm wide and 40cm tall when the calendar is hanging open. That's roughly the footprint of a sheet of letter paper.
Is every month a different dachshund picture?
Yes. There are twelve scenes, one for each month, so you get something new to look at every time you flip the page.
Does it come with a hanger?
It's made to hang from a single nail or hook. You'll want a small nail or adhesive hook already in place.
Specifications
- Size: 20x20cm closed, 20x40cm opened
- Material: Coated paper
Use the fit finder next to the size selector for a recommendation in a few seconds, or see the full measurement charts below.
Every product page has a fit finder next to the size selector — three questions, one recommendation, a few seconds. These charts are for anyone who would rather read the numbers.
How to measure
- Bust / chest. Around the fullest part, tape level, arms relaxed at your sides.
- Waist. Around the narrowest part of your torso, usually just above the navel.
- Hips. Around the fullest part, roughly 8 in below the waist.
- Inseam. From the crotch seam to the floor, in the shoes you'll wear the trousers with.
Measure over the underwear you'd normally wear, not over clothing. Keep the tape snug but not tight.
Women's clothing
| Size | US | Bust (in) | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXS | 0–2 | 31–32 | 24–25 | 34–35 |
| XS | 2–4 | 33–34 | 26–27 | 36–37 |
| S | 4–6 | 35–36 | 28–29 | 38–39 |
| M | 8–10 | 37–38½ | 30–31½ | 40–41½ |
| L | 12–14 | 39½–41 | 32½–34 | 42½–44 |
| XL | 16–18 | 42–44 | 35–37 | 45–47 |
| XXL | 20–22 | 45–47 | 38–40 | 48–50 |
Men's clothing
| Size | Chest (in) | Waist (in) | Neck (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 33–35 | 27–29 | 14–14½ |
| S | 36–38 | 30–32 | 15–15½ |
| M | 39–41 | 33–35 | 15½–16 |
| L | 42–44 | 36–38 | 16½–17 |
| XL | 45–47 | 39–41 | 17½–18 |
| XXL | 48–50 | 42–44 | 18½–19 |
Women's shoes
| US | EU | UK | Foot length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 35 | 2½ | 8⅝ |
| 6 | 36 | 3½ | 8⅞ |
| 7 | 37–38 | 4½ | 9¼ |
| 8 | 38–39 | 5½ | 9½ |
| 9 | 39–40 | 6½ | 9⅞ |
| 10 | 41 | 7½ | 10¼ |
| 11 | 42 | 8½ | 10½ |
Men's shoes
| US | EU | UK | Foot length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 40 | 6 | 9⅝ |
| 8 | 41 | 7 | 9⅞ |
| 9 | 42 | 8 | 10¼ |
| 10 | 43 | 9 | 10⅝ |
| 11 | 44 | 10 | 10⅞ |
| 12 | 45 | 11 | 11¼ |
| 13 | 46 | 12 | 11½ |
How our pieces are cut
- Dresses are cut true to size. If you are between sizes, take the smaller one — most of our dresses have ease through the waist.
- Coats and jackets are cut with room for a knit underneath. Take your usual size; size up only if you layer heavily.
- Knitwear is relaxed by design. Between sizes, take the smaller one unless you want an oversized look.
- Trousers and jeans run true to size. Between sizes, take the larger one.
- Shoes run true to size. If you have a wide foot, take half a size up.
Still not sure?
Write to info@halstead.com with your usual size, your height and the piece you're looking at. We'll tell you what we would pick — usually within a few hours. We would far rather get it right the first time than process a return.
We work in natural fibres — wool, cashmere, cotton, linen and full-grain leather.
Knitwear: cold hand wash or a wool cycle at 30 °C, no softener, dried flat and stored folded.
Coats: dry clean once or twice a season, stored on a broad wooden hanger.
Leather: wipe with a damp cloth, condition twice a year, never dry near heat.
Full guidance is on our Materials & Care page.
Shipping is free on every order to all 50 states, with no minimum.
Processing: 2–4 business days, while your order is picked and checked by hand.
Transit: 3–4 business days.
Total: 6–9 business days, with tracking emailed the moment it leaves Chesapeake.
Returns: 90 days from delivery. We email you a printable label; return shipping is deducted from the refund unless the fault is ours, and your first exchange is always free.