Grumplin – Weathered Coastal Shark Duo Figurine Set
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Two Sharks. One's Thrilled, One's Over It.
Your shelf looks correct. Beige, balanced, nothing out of place — and nothing that says a single thing about you.
Then you set down these two. One tall and goofy, one short and completely unimpressed.
The joke only works because there are two of them — the personality lives in the space between their faces.
Guests notice. Then they smile.
The taller shark stands 5 inches; his grumpy friend sits at 4.
✓ A room that finally sounds like you
Safe decor can't be wrong, but it can't be interesting either. These two do the talking your stacked books never did.
✓ Guests always ask about these two
The contrast between them is the whole story — one hopeful, one done with it. People pick them up. People ask where you found them.
✓ Weathered finish, not toy-store shiny
Soft ocean tones with a distressed, worn-in look. They read as styled decor, not as a gift-shop gag.
✓ No restyling, no rearranging
Set them on a console, a shelf, a stack of books. They fit the space you already have.
What you get today
- Grumplin two-piece shark duo
- The tall-and-short contrast that makes the pair work
- Ready to place — no assembly, nothing to unwrap and figure out
- Free tracked shipping
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Seasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Get your Grumplin shark duo today while this batch is still in stock.
Try Grumplin at home for 30 days. If it doesn't look right in your space or wear the way you expected, return it for a full refund.
Frequently asked questions
Are both sharks included, or do I buy them separately?
Both are included. You get the tall one and the short one together, because the pair is the point.
Will they tip over if bumped?
No. Both have wide, flat bases that sit steady on a shelf or table. They're solid resin, not hollow plastic.
Can I put them in a bathroom or near a window?
Yes. Resin handles humidity fine and won't warp. Direct, all-day sun may soften the color over years, so a spot with indirect light is best.
Do the three finishes look the same in person as in the photos?
Very close. Each piece is finished by hand, so small variations in the distressing are normal — that's what keeps them from looking machine-made.
Specifications
- Size: Tall shark 2 x 2.75 x 5 in. Short shark 2.25 x 3.25 x 4 in.
- Material: Resin with a hand-finished, distressed paint effect
Bring home the shark duo everyone will ask about — available for a limited time.
Use the fit finder next to the size selector for a recommendation in a few seconds, or see the full measurement charts below.
Every product page has a fit finder next to the size selector — three questions, one recommendation, a few seconds. These charts are for anyone who would rather read the numbers.
How to measure
- Bust / chest. Around the fullest part, tape level, arms relaxed at your sides.
- Waist. Around the narrowest part of your torso, usually just above the navel.
- Hips. Around the fullest part, roughly 8 in below the waist.
- Inseam. From the crotch seam to the floor, in the shoes you'll wear the trousers with.
Measure over the underwear you'd normally wear, not over clothing. Keep the tape snug but not tight.
Women's clothing
| Size | US | Bust (in) | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXS | 0–2 | 31–32 | 24–25 | 34–35 |
| XS | 2–4 | 33–34 | 26–27 | 36–37 |
| S | 4–6 | 35–36 | 28–29 | 38–39 |
| M | 8–10 | 37–38½ | 30–31½ | 40–41½ |
| L | 12–14 | 39½–41 | 32½–34 | 42½–44 |
| XL | 16–18 | 42–44 | 35–37 | 45–47 |
| XXL | 20–22 | 45–47 | 38–40 | 48–50 |
Men's clothing
| Size | Chest (in) | Waist (in) | Neck (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 33–35 | 27–29 | 14–14½ |
| S | 36–38 | 30–32 | 15–15½ |
| M | 39–41 | 33–35 | 15½–16 |
| L | 42–44 | 36–38 | 16½–17 |
| XL | 45–47 | 39–41 | 17½–18 |
| XXL | 48–50 | 42–44 | 18½–19 |
Women's shoes
| US | EU | UK | Foot length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 35 | 2½ | 8⅝ |
| 6 | 36 | 3½ | 8⅞ |
| 7 | 37–38 | 4½ | 9¼ |
| 8 | 38–39 | 5½ | 9½ |
| 9 | 39–40 | 6½ | 9⅞ |
| 10 | 41 | 7½ | 10¼ |
| 11 | 42 | 8½ | 10½ |
Men's shoes
| US | EU | UK | Foot length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 40 | 6 | 9⅝ |
| 8 | 41 | 7 | 9⅞ |
| 9 | 42 | 8 | 10¼ |
| 10 | 43 | 9 | 10⅝ |
| 11 | 44 | 10 | 10⅞ |
| 12 | 45 | 11 | 11¼ |
| 13 | 46 | 12 | 11½ |
How our pieces are cut
- Dresses are cut true to size. If you are between sizes, take the smaller one — most of our dresses have ease through the waist.
- Coats and jackets are cut with room for a knit underneath. Take your usual size; size up only if you layer heavily.
- Knitwear is relaxed by design. Between sizes, take the smaller one unless you want an oversized look.
- Trousers and jeans run true to size. Between sizes, take the larger one.
- Shoes run true to size. If you have a wide foot, take half a size up.
Still not sure?
Write to info@halstead.com with your usual size, your height and the piece you're looking at. We'll tell you what we would pick — usually within a few hours. We would far rather get it right the first time than process a return.
We work in natural fibres — wool, cashmere, cotton, linen and full-grain leather.
Knitwear: cold hand wash or a wool cycle at 30 °C, no softener, dried flat and stored folded.
Coats: dry clean once or twice a season, stored on a broad wooden hanger.
Leather: wipe with a damp cloth, condition twice a year, never dry near heat.
Full guidance is on our Materials & Care page.
Shipping is free on every order to all 50 states, with no minimum.
Processing: 2–4 business days, while your order is picked and checked by hand.
Transit: 3–4 business days.
Total: 6–9 business days, with tracking emailed the moment it leaves Chesapeake.
Returns: 90 days from delivery. We email you a printable label; return shipping is deducted from the refund unless the fault is ours, and your first exchange is always free.