Dapper Dachshunds – Funny Dachshund Wall Calendar
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Twelve Months Of Dachshunds On Your Wall
Some calendars just hang there.
This one makes you smile every time you walk past.
Twelve dachshund scenes, one for each month, in a cozy 8x8 inch square that fits almost any wall.
Every month pairs a hand-drawn dachshund scene with open squares you can actually write in.
Birthdays, vet visits, dinner plans — all in one cheerful spot you'll glance at every day.
Open squares under every scene — room to write, not just room to look.
✓ A year of smiles, one month at a time
Twelve different dachshund scenes, each one good for a full month of little grins. Flip the page and it's a fresh joke on your wall.
✓ See the whole week in one glance
No more digging through your phone to remember what's Thursday. Everything sits right there on the wall, where you and everyone else can see it.
✓ Write it down without shrinking your handwriting
The date squares leave real room for appointments, birthdays, and reminders. Thick paper keeps ink on the front where it belongs.
✓ Fits the spot you already have
Closed it's 8x8 inches, open it's 8x16 — small enough for a kitchen wall, a home office, or beside the back door.
What you get today
- Dapper Dachshunds 12-month wall calendar
- Twelve original dachshund illustrations, one per month
- Open date squares for appointments, birthdays, and reminders
- Twin-wire binding so pages lie flat and turn cleanly
- Free tracked shipping
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Limited availability: Printed in a single production run for the year — once this batch sells out, we don't reprint.
Bring home Dapper Dachshunds and make everyday planning more cheerful with this limited-time offer.
30-day at-home trial
Try Dapper Dachshunds at home for 30 days. If the artwork or the writing space isn't what you expected, return it for a full refund.
Frequently asked questions
Which year does this calendar cover?
This is the 2027 edition, with all twelve months of 2027 laid out and dated. If you're buying ahead or gifting it, it's ready to hang as soon as the year starts.
Does it come with a hook or hanger?
It hangs from the twin-wire binding at the top, so a simple nail, pin, or existing wall hook does the job. Nothing extra to install.
Are the illustrations different every month?
Yes. Each month has its own dachshund scene, so you get twelve separate artworks in one calendar.
Can I still read the dates with writing on them?
The dates are printed clearly in the corner of each square, so your notes sit beside them instead of on top of them.
Specifications
- Size: 8 x 8 inches closed, 8 x 16 inches open
- Material: Printed paper with twin-wire binding
Bring Dapper Dachshunds To Your Wall Today
Use the fit finder next to the size selector for a recommendation in a few seconds, or see the full measurement charts below.
Every product page has a fit finder next to the size selector — three questions, one recommendation, a few seconds. These charts are for anyone who would rather read the numbers.
How to measure
- Bust / chest. Around the fullest part, tape level, arms relaxed at your sides.
- Waist. Around the narrowest part of your torso, usually just above the navel.
- Hips. Around the fullest part, roughly 8 in below the waist.
- Inseam. From the crotch seam to the floor, in the shoes you'll wear the trousers with.
Measure over the underwear you'd normally wear, not over clothing. Keep the tape snug but not tight.
Women's clothing
| Size | US | Bust (in) | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XXS | 0–2 | 31–32 | 24–25 | 34–35 |
| XS | 2–4 | 33–34 | 26–27 | 36–37 |
| S | 4–6 | 35–36 | 28–29 | 38–39 |
| M | 8–10 | 37–38½ | 30–31½ | 40–41½ |
| L | 12–14 | 39½–41 | 32½–34 | 42½–44 |
| XL | 16–18 | 42–44 | 35–37 | 45–47 |
| XXL | 20–22 | 45–47 | 38–40 | 48–50 |
Men's clothing
| Size | Chest (in) | Waist (in) | Neck (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 33–35 | 27–29 | 14–14½ |
| S | 36–38 | 30–32 | 15–15½ |
| M | 39–41 | 33–35 | 15½–16 |
| L | 42–44 | 36–38 | 16½–17 |
| XL | 45–47 | 39–41 | 17½–18 |
| XXL | 48–50 | 42–44 | 18½–19 |
Women's shoes
| US | EU | UK | Foot length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | 35 | 2½ | 8⅝ |
| 6 | 36 | 3½ | 8⅞ |
| 7 | 37–38 | 4½ | 9¼ |
| 8 | 38–39 | 5½ | 9½ |
| 9 | 39–40 | 6½ | 9⅞ |
| 10 | 41 | 7½ | 10¼ |
| 11 | 42 | 8½ | 10½ |
Men's shoes
| US | EU | UK | Foot length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 40 | 6 | 9⅝ |
| 8 | 41 | 7 | 9⅞ |
| 9 | 42 | 8 | 10¼ |
| 10 | 43 | 9 | 10⅝ |
| 11 | 44 | 10 | 10⅞ |
| 12 | 45 | 11 | 11¼ |
| 13 | 46 | 12 | 11½ |
How our pieces are cut
- Dresses are cut true to size. If you are between sizes, take the smaller one — most of our dresses have ease through the waist.
- Coats and jackets are cut with room for a knit underneath. Take your usual size; size up only if you layer heavily.
- Knitwear is relaxed by design. Between sizes, take the smaller one unless you want an oversized look.
- Trousers and jeans run true to size. Between sizes, take the larger one.
- Shoes run true to size. If you have a wide foot, take half a size up.
Still not sure?
Write to info@halstead.com with your usual size, your height and the piece you're looking at. We'll tell you what we would pick — usually within a few hours. We would far rather get it right the first time than process a return.
We work in natural fibres — wool, cashmere, cotton, linen and full-grain leather.
Knitwear: cold hand wash or a wool cycle at 30 °C, no softener, dried flat and stored folded.
Coats: dry clean once or twice a season, stored on a broad wooden hanger.
Leather: wipe with a damp cloth, condition twice a year, never dry near heat.
Full guidance is on our Materials & Care page.
Shipping is free on every order to all 50 states, with no minimum.
Processing: 2–4 business days, while your order is picked and checked by hand.
Transit: 3–4 business days.
Total: 6–9 business days, with tracking emailed the moment it leaves Chesapeake.
Returns: 90 days from delivery. We email you a printable label; return shipping is deducted from the refund unless the fault is ours, and your first exchange is always free.